1. If we could in fact talk to the animals, the garden would be unbearably noisy.

2. Britannia's heart was broken by the First War, and her back by the Second.

3. If this be art, then god bless philistia.

4. Be not too officious with the truth.

5. If you are not well-respected, keep silent when discovering a great truth, lest you dishonour it.

6. That intellectual progress is dialectical, one could accept, but why must it be so mean-spirited?